The Bossy Bar-Wife

I'M NOT MAKING THIS STUFF UP

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Huh?

I really love bumper stickers. I don't have any on my car, but I love to read them. In college, I had a running list of all the bizarre bumper stickers my friends and I saw.

Today, as I was driving down the street, I found myself behind a car with a gigantic bumper sticker on it. The sticker read:

If it's not a baby, you're not pregnant.


What?

I don't think I understand that. If what isn't a baby? And who thinks they are pregnant if they have something besides a baby? Is this a really big problem? I feel like I must be missing something here, and maybe this is some serious issue with which I am simply not familiar, but I am baffled.

If anyone can help me, I sure would appreciate it.

Also, feel free to list your favorite bumper stickers in the comments section as well.

16 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think it might be a pro-life issue.

4:39 PM  
Blogger a. said...

Uh, I don't get that one either!

5:34 PM  
Blogger Libby said...

I am inclined to agree with Anonymous.

7:10 PM  
Blogger tulipmom said...

Delurking here to share the first (awful, I know)thing that popped into my head .... You're just fat! Okay, I'll go back to dropping by and keeping my mouth shut.

7:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ha I think that it's a prolife issue also, but it def took me a while too!

1:26 AM  
Blogger Snake Nation said...

Makes NO sense at all. A pro-life commentary? If so, it's really, really ineffective. I will be pondering this all day....

8:38 AM  
Blogger Bossy Bar-Wife said...

I thought it might have something to do with abortion, but I really still haven't figured it out. I am glad others have struggled too!

8:59 AM  
Blogger Bossy Bar-Wife said...

Also, welcome tulipmom!

9:02 AM  
Blogger Snake Nation said...

While we're on it, (as you know, I can go on and on with the bumper sticker subject).....the sticker I hate the most is "My child eats bugs" and "My child drinks out of the toilet" - with a picture of a cat and/or a dog. They are saying that they love their pets, they're like they're children, blah blah - Not cute.

9:21 AM  
Blogger Bossy Bar-Wife said...

How about "Starfleet Academy"? Love it.

10:37 AM  
Blogger Snake Nation said...

"Horn broken, watch for finger."

12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't get that bumper sticker either. Someone...HELP!!
I am looking for a 90210 bumper sticker!!!

2:28 PM  
Blogger jillskict said...

PETA-People Eating Tasty Animals, Asshole, not just a word, a lifestyle, Can't Feed 'Em, Don't Breed 'Em. I have others but those are just a few in my book that I had written down, but there is one more that I just love and it is something about my child making the honor roll but I can't find it. Darn.

12:33 PM  
Blogger RED said...

Bossy! I thought of you this morning, I was sitting in traffic and the car in front of me had a bumper sticker that said "meats no treat for those you eat" huh?
I'm still pondering the bumper sticker you posted about. Bizarre.

1:33 PM  
Blogger Donna said...

My favorite was at the Milwaukee Art Museum on a brand new outback that said
My other car is a subaru

I love it because we subie owners want nothing else.

I am sure it is pro life! In other words "only if you are pregnant would you understand that it's a baby, not a ....well you know.

no comment from me on this one.

8:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This sticker is a pro-life sticker adressing the argument that many pro-choice people make regarding the time when a fetus becomes a baby. In my belief, the moment of conception begins life regardless the age of the fetus. Pro-choice folks believe that there is another point in a pregnancy when a baby becomes a baby. Just as a side note...a hearbeat is visible around 6-8 weeks by ultrasound...a true miracle!

3:36 PM  

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