Dust up
So, last night I am getting ready for bed, and I can barely breathe all of a sudden due to this bizarre scent. It wasn't bad, it just wasn't something I was too familiar with.
And then I realized: It was sawdust, and it was me. I DO smell like sawdust. It was overpowering! I'm serious. It was following me everywhere.
Why do I smell like sawdust? It has been a pretty long time since I used a power saw--or a drill--- or whatever else creates sawdust, and I certainly haven't done that it in my pajamas. So, really... what is it? Is it my shampoo? My detergent? My own odor?
This is a mystery that I may not solve. Help me.
And then I realized: It was sawdust, and it was me. I DO smell like sawdust. It was overpowering! I'm serious. It was following me everywhere.
Why do I smell like sawdust? It has been a pretty long time since I used a power saw--or a drill--- or whatever else creates sawdust, and I certainly haven't done that it in my pajamas. So, really... what is it? Is it my shampoo? My detergent? My own odor?
This is a mystery that I may not solve. Help me.
posted by Bossy Bar-Wife | 9:02 PM
3 Comments:
What on earth??? I'm baffled by this. You should do some research on the internet.
Oh that is TOO funny! Maybe someone you know has come back and occupied your body, remember, like on that episode of Dharma and Greg?
did something happen during the new canopy installation..?? keep us posted. this is really strange, even for you, Bossy!
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