I Really Hate This Song
I know I've been a bad blogger lately, I have had a terrible time coming up with something to write about lately. But, I have been thinking about the following:
There is a commercial on right now, I think it might be for Wendy's, that has that song "Blister in the Sun" by the Violent Femmes.
I HATE THAT SONG. I hate it so much. I hope I don't start hating Wendy's as a result of how much I hate that song. That would be a tragedy.
This got me to thinking about a few other songs I really despise, so here they are, in no particular order:
1. "Photograph" by Nickelback. If you don't hate this song, you aren't paying attention to the lyrics:
Look at this photograph! Everytime I do it makes me laugh! How did our eyes get so red? And what the hell is on Joey's head?
Great start there, buddy. Riveting writing.
2. "3 AM" by Matchbox 20: "the clock on the wall's been stuck at three for days". Oh no.
3. "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette. "10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife" ???? Oh no! I have 10,000 spoons! Crap! All I need is a knife!
4. "Don't Cha" (or however you spell it) by the Pussycat Dolls. I hate them and everything they produce. "Buttons"? Shut up.
I think there have to be more. I welcome your additions to this list.
There is a commercial on right now, I think it might be for Wendy's, that has that song "Blister in the Sun" by the Violent Femmes.
I HATE THAT SONG. I hate it so much. I hope I don't start hating Wendy's as a result of how much I hate that song. That would be a tragedy.
This got me to thinking about a few other songs I really despise, so here they are, in no particular order:
1. "Photograph" by Nickelback. If you don't hate this song, you aren't paying attention to the lyrics:
Look at this photograph! Everytime I do it makes me laugh! How did our eyes get so red? And what the hell is on Joey's head?
Great start there, buddy. Riveting writing.
2. "3 AM" by Matchbox 20: "the clock on the wall's been stuck at three for days". Oh no.
3. "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette. "10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife" ???? Oh no! I have 10,000 spoons! Crap! All I need is a knife!
4. "Don't Cha" (or however you spell it) by the Pussycat Dolls. I hate them and everything they produce. "Buttons"? Shut up.
I think there have to be more. I welcome your additions to this list.
posted by Bossy Bar-Wife | 10:21 AM
10 Comments:
I hate all of the above and many more that I can't think of at the moment.
Thanks for making me laugh this morning!
1. All Matchbox 20 songs are/were bad. But I'll argue that the songs that have since come out by their lead singer, Rob Thomas, are actually even worse.
2. I hate that Fergilicious song by Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas. Just thinking about it makes my face hot.
3. I hate that new song by Beyonce - Irreplaceable - for too many reasons to get into.
Snake, I don't know if this will end our friendship or not, but "Irreplaceable" is my favorite song.
Eeek.
Well, I hate to tell you this - but the only time I like Beyone is when I see her in interviews. But I hate her singing, and I hate her songs. I like the general message behind Irreplaceable, but the song - sorry. I hope we can manage to maintain our friendship beyond this.
How about bootylicious. Someone please tell me why you would combine the word delicious with butt? You have not seen mine or you would understand :) But seriously, delicious is used to describe hot fudge brownie sundaes. . . .
Too funny! I throw out anything by Phil Collins. ugh.
I don't like anything by Toby Keith. To save the friendship, I'll stop right there.
good call, Jilly. I can't STAND "call me when you're sober" ot "bring me to life" by Evanescence.
Call me when you can stop SCREAMING in your songs in more like it!
I'm with you on all those songs... Can someone please tell Alanis what the definition of "ironic" is?
LOl! 'Ironic' wins as all time most irritating song! A plane 'going down' for a holiday winner is many things, but it is NOT ironic!
And as for the Pussycat Dolls - words fail me....
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