Zip It
So, today I went out to lunch with some of my co-workers. I ate a good bit, I'm not going to lie to you.
When we got to the restaurant I hung my coat on the back of my chair, as you do, and ate up. At the end of the meal, I zipped up my coat, and thought "Jeez, how much did I eat?" I could barely zip my coat, but I made it happen.
I stood up to leave, and couldn't move. I jerked again. No movement.
All of a sudden I realized: I had zipped the chair into my coat. That's right. The back of the chair was INSIDE MY COAT and I was trapped.
I swear I am getting stupider every day.
When we got to the restaurant I hung my coat on the back of my chair, as you do, and ate up. At the end of the meal, I zipped up my coat, and thought "Jeez, how much did I eat?" I could barely zip my coat, but I made it happen.
I stood up to leave, and couldn't move. I jerked again. No movement.
All of a sudden I realized: I had zipped the chair into my coat. That's right. The back of the chair was INSIDE MY COAT and I was trapped.
I swear I am getting stupider every day.
7 Comments:
I really think that I have done that before! Thanks for the laugh!
Hilarious! I don't think I have made it to the point of zipping it up, but I have tried to put my jacket on while it was still on the chair. How is that for a good laugh!!
Oh, that's hilarious! I seriously needed a laugh today. That sounds just like something I would do. On the bright side, at least it's not like having toilet paper stuck on your shoe (or elsewhere...ahem). When you get a chair stuck in your jacket, you *know* it's there.
Too funny! That sounds like something I would do. Yesterday I left a meeting and thought - man I am freezing. It took me about 1 hour to realize I had left my coat! :)
Hehe, that was NOT at all what I thought you were going to say!
That is just brilliant - thanks for sharing!
HILARIOUS! that is SO something I would do. you just made me laugh out loud - thanks for the smile!
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