The Bossy Bar-Wife

I'M NOT MAKING THIS STUFF UP

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Location: United States

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Public Service Announcement

Attention Teens:

Putting on your letter jacket and carrying a plastic Kroger shopping bag is not "dressing up for Halloween". Just because it's October 31, you are not automatically entitled to food from my house. I'd appreciate the slightest bit of effort on your part if I am going to willingly GIVE AWAY chocolate.

Consider this your final warning.
Love,
Bossy

2 Comments:

Blogger Snake Nation said...

J had a kid come to his door with a shopping bag, no costume. He asked him what his costume was and he said, "Student".

4:57 PM  
Blogger Monogram Momma said...

WORD.
If you'd like some ideas for how to foil these individuals next year, go here, and read about "Candy Traps." http://extremepumpkins.com/newcandytraps.html

This guy thinks the teenagers deserve Rasins or a bag full of hose water and tells you just how to go about tricking them! *evil laugh*

7:52 AM  

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