The Bossy Bar-Wife


Location: United States

Tuesday, July 31, 2007


Scene: Boston hotel room. Early Saturday morning.

Our hotel was lovely and we had a great time in Boston. However, the bed was tiny-- less than a double but more than a twin, and the Bossies are a a slightly larger people. We normally sleep in a king-sized bed and take up as much space as humanly possible.

Me: Morning. (a greeting not really necessary since we were practically glued together due to the space issue).

Mr. Bossy: Hi. How'd you sleep?

Me: Grrrrrr. This bed is so f-ing petite!

A few moments go by in silence.

Mr. Bossy: (in a very friendly, helpful voice) Maybe tonight you could sleep on the floor.

I think it's safe to say the honeymoon's over.


Blogger Just a Country Girl said...

That made me giggle and giggle. I love that Mr. Bossy!

3:08 PM  
Blogger sas said...

That is too funny. We love our king size bed too!

8:22 PM  
Blogger Kimba Rimba said...

Yeah, little beds for all the "little" people here in New England!

Hope you had a wonderful trip!

3:31 PM  
Blogger Monogram Momma said...

This sounds all too familiar, Bossy. Typically, though, it's me encouraging Mr. monogram to sleep elsewhere so I don't have to endure the snoring. We've been subjected to those small beds before though so i feel for you. It totally sucks!

10:59 AM  

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